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Sunday, September 2, 2007
well.its has been long my frenz.
was juz chilling at coffee bean with a cold coffee ice blended,read the free I.S magazine.it was a riot.allow me to tell!
De Jamming our Roads.(HAHA!)
The government is introducing 12 new ERP Gantries over from November 1 in areas like Upper Bukit Merah and Kallang Bahru to ease traffic congestions, making the total number of ERPs here an impressive 62.But seriously, there are other ways to aviod bad jams here, if only..
-Joining the marathon is compulsary like National Service.That way, everyone will have to jog to work(fittest nation on Earth!)
-Drivers have to get recertified every two years, so only those who can really drive will pass.
-Increase the price of petrol to $100 per gallon(HOLY MAMA!)
-Get the government to hire tonnes of hot female and male runway models to fill the pedestrians walkways, wearing bikinis and trunks.These modals will even act as "guides"and walk you from your home to the office(def my favourite!><)
-Pedestrains are given a 30 min grace period if they are late for work, but drivers who are late will get spanked.
-Buses and MRT trains come with espresso machines and breakfast bars(Gosu!)
-Put up a sign that says "Traffic Jams are bad for your Health" Kiasu S'poreans will take to walking like theres no tomorrow!
-Ban work. No work, no traffic jams in the mornings and evenings(^^ lets ban school!)
-If all else fails, BAN TRAFFIC JAMS. Drivers seen in a traffic jam will be forced to take taxi for the rest of their lifes(!!!!)
WTF.haha
links and credits
De-signer:
thesockparody alsoknownas;
kookies.
Basecodes from:
detonatedlove
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YP: I Dunno Who To Link. Sorry =)
NS: we'll do away with links!
YP: Still clueless about who to link =/
GG: Thats right.improvements will arrive soon...very SOON..